BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 3
AUSTRALIAN
[X] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[X] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.
Total: 3
ITALIAN
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 5
SPANISH
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total:6
AFRICAN-AMERICAN
[] You say nigganukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.
Total: 5
ASIAN
[] You have slantysmall eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[X] You play an instrument
[] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
GERMAN/PRUSSIAN
[X] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good
[] You Speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2"/157cm
[] You love beer more than the Irish.
[] You really fucking love beer. Seriously.
[] You're a BAMF.
[] You acknowledge that Prussia is and always will be fucking awesome.
[x] You're the coolest person in the whole world.
[] You're blond(e) and fair.
[] Did we mention that you love beer?
Total: 5
CANADIAN
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 3
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion
[] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.((duh!))
Total: 2
BELGIAN
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[X] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 5
DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[X] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 4
ARAB
[] You are a patriot.
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents.
[] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[x] You have a black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[x] You dislike reading.
Total: 2
FRENCH
[] You are beautiful
[] Your past is steeped in culture
[] Te parles français
[] You often times indulge in wine as a casual drink
[] Kir is another fine beverage
[X] Love is stronger than any weapon
[X] You give flowers in odd numbers
[] You have visited Paris
[X] Gender does not matter.
[] You may not be militarily powerful, mais you are so lovable, others will rescue you in a pinch.
[] You find yourself arguing avec the English more often than not.
[] Francis used lots of squiggles so I removed them because it looks odd when I use them a lot. Cause that's Francis' thing.
Total: 3